horse face emoji review

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a simple boy. recent invention, but he’s flexible at expressing emotion. he can be angry: >:2 or he can be sad: :’2 over all, a good horse boy and i love him. 
9/10 for ability to convey emotions

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round boy!!! a lot like apples other emojis, he has Depth, but unfortunately i cant tell if he considers me an ally.
6/10 for his air of mystery

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a gentle boy. he wants to graze and maybe nuzzle at a sugarcube or two. very approachable
10/10 for his clearly conditioned mane

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this is a fucking chess piece
3/10 because he moves like he’s destined to be the L block in tetris

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woah there! this dudes makin eye contact AND smiling. he has a lil heart for the top of his mane. this dude clearly has the chompers needed for eating some primo hay
5/10 because he looks like a cow at first glance

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this is how you do a horse looking at you straight on. he looks inquisitive, as if asking you if you have any apples, by chance. you could probably befriend him with some time. shows samsung horse how its done but in a polite and constructive way
7/10 because he looks like you just hurt his feelings and hes trying not to cry

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WHAT A REALISTIC BOY!!!! he looks slightly intimidating. a show horse with lots of hard won ribbons
7/10 because he looks like he’s judging me

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this is definitely what they used to fake that lochness picture
3/10 because he impersonated a cryptid at some point in his life

 

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simple boy. he has a shorter haircut than the others but thats okay. if you left him alone he’d probably get spooked by a cat and knock over some hay bales.
8/10 



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LITTLE TUFT…..this boy has a question for you but wont press you to answer if you’re uncomfortable
7/10, he looks very trusting, i worry for him


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watch out! this boy has gotten a hold of some hair dye and is determined to break from the mold! his locks are gorgeous and blonde. 
10/10 woul;d feed a sugar cube in exchange for braiding his mane


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this is a fucking cow
1/10

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Tim Gunn on Plus Size Clothing

“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying. Whoever’s designing for plus-size doesn’t get it. The entire garment needs to be reconceived. You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger. In my travels, I’ve been an advocate for larger women. I’ve been talking to designers, but only a half-dozen make an effort. Most say, ‘I don’t want a woman who’s a size 10 or 11 wearing my clothes.’ Well, shame on you! It’s not realistic

Love him.

“You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger.”

Praise Jesus and all the saints for him saying this because damn, most “PLUS SIZED” clothing is fugly.

Amen. The plus sized clothing out there is crazy and makes me just…

I’m not surprised he said this. Ever since the first season, when they’ve had to do garments for everyday people who aren’t models, there’s always one designer (at the very least) who flips out as though they’ve never in their life considered that people who aren’t a size 0 might wear their clothes. Tim always looks at them like he wants to drown them in a lake.

I love Tim Gunn so much and this is just one of the reasons. The other is that he is asexual and has copped a lot of flack for it in the media but he isn’t ashamed of what he is/is completely happy with who is. Next to Diane Von Furstenberg, he is one of my favourite people in the fashion industry.

My mom got to take a class taught by him and I AM FOREVER JEALOUS.What a cool guy

I DID NOT KNOW TIM GUNN WAS ASEXUAL

THIS IS SO WONDERFUL

IM GONNA CRY

WELCOME MY ACE BRETHREN

We do not, as a world, deserve the goodness that is Tim Gunn. My mom (a large woman in her late-fifties at the time) met him at a lecture and he spent several minutes complimenting her dress (which she made herself) and discussing why she’d had to start making ALL her own clothes (could no longer find nice, pretty things in her size) and then laughing over being the oldest people in the room (since it was a university lecture largely attended by students). My mom hasn’t felt good about her weight in years, but Tim Gunn made her proud of knowing how to dress for her shape and her taste in fabric patterns. According to my brother who witnessed all this, she was beaming.

I would die on a battlefield for Tim Gunn.

Just confirmed the ace thing, I hadn’t heard about it but it looks like he came out in an interview!

Oh shit re blogging for ace role model!

I love project runway and I love Tim Gunn

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Anyway, do you guys want to see my Cool Rocks?

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This is my grandfather’s rock.  It is Probably a Garnet, which he mined out himself when he was in college studying to be a geologist.

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Though you may assume this is a Small Rock, it is in fact a very Large Rock, and also a very Heavy Rock, but most especially a very Square Rock, which is what makes it particularly cool.

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Here we have a rock which used to be a tree.  This rock is petrified wood!  It was one of my very first Cool Rocks!

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Speaking of rocks that used to be things that were not rocks, this rock is Petoskey stone!  This rock used to be a coral.  Let’s get a good look at those patterns.

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Now that’s a Cool Rock!

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Amethyst?  It’s an Okay Rock.  If you are looking for an inexpensive rock to start your collection, amethyst is the way to go.  It’s a quartz with a deep purple color.  A very nice, if average, rock.

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Now citrine… Citrine is a Cool Rock!  It’s a smoky quartz with a lovely honey color.  The druzy on my chunk of citrine has a wonderful sparkle.

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This is my Amazonite!  It grew that hexagon shape all by itself!!  This specimen is from Colorado.

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Look at this shiny little slice of rock!  This rock is Tiger Iron, and those bands of red and orange glow beautifully with some light behind them.  These different colored bands are made from Hematite (the dark silver), Jasper (the red-orange), and Tiger-Eye quartz (the yellow-orange).

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Here’s a rock you’ve probably seen before!  This Cool Rock is Malachite.  The patterns and rings are from the stalagmites this little egg was carved from.

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Whoa, look at this giant slab of Extremely Cool Rock!!!  These crystals formed in the cracks of fossilized mud, to make the awesome patterns in this geode of Septarian!  This is my second best rock.

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This is my Best and most Favorite Cool Rock.  In this dark room it’s a dull little grey rock, but if I move it closer to the light…

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Those glints of gold!  Those veins of blue!  This rock is most certainly Labradorite, which changes color spectacularly when the light hits it just right.  Let’s put it in direct sunlight.

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Yes!!  YES!!  There it is!!  The Best and Coolest Rock!!!!!

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